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BLACK FRIDAY SALE: 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING COUPON CODE: VETERAN

After the Chaos of Battle Comes the Zen of Recovery

While you may have laid waste on the enemy, that doesn’t mean you can’t lay back and relax with a great t-shirt. 

Stop Lurking, Start Earning Your Chill!

Welcome to Unconventional Warfare—where combat boots meet comfy couches! Forget the battlefield; it's time to conquer your living room like the true hero you are. Our t-shirts are so comfortable, you’ll wonder if they’re made from clouds—or at least from the softest thing you didn’t bring back from deployment.

Why Shop With Us

Comfy As Combat Boots (but way softer)

Support Military Jargon

Built to Withstand Tactical Naps

Explore Our Battle-Ready Collections!

From the POG Life Patrol to the Battlefield Banter Brigade, each tee celebrates the spirit of service with a soft fit—perfect for combat missions at home or kicking back with friends. 

Customer Reviews

“I got my hands on the POG Life Patrol shirt, and let me tell you—it’s about time someone recognized the real MVPs of the military! As a grunt, I’ve always given my fellow POGs a hard time, but this shirt has become my new favorite. It fits like a glove and the design is spot-on!”
Mike Thompson AKA Grizzly
“I ordered the Battlefield Banter Brigade shirt expecting something funny, but this thing is a laugh riot! The graphics are clever, and the fabric is soft enough that I feel like I’m cuddling a baby Yeti while dodging backhanded compliments from my friends. Highly recommend!”
Jessica Miller AKA "The Sarge"

Special Offer

20% off

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